Post by peeves on Sept 23, 2021 18:06:01 GMT -5
Demonstrations by environmentalists, ( so I read in a post somewhere), are flocking in protest to the volcano eruption in the Canary Islands.
The permanent roar that the volcano spews is translated into lava, ... and toxic gases such as carbon dioxide (CO2) and sulfur dioxide (SO2). Is broadcasting between 6,000 and 9,000 tons of SO2 per day.
If the lava hits the ocean waters the steam will rise and toxic acid rain will fall.
Canadian environmentalist David Suzuki is volunteering to throw Al Gore into the volcano to appease the volcano gods and stop the environmental disaster.
Several protesters have been swallowed up in the 3,000 degree magma, and it is said they were chanting 'Where have all the flowers gone' while others sang blandly pious and naively optimistically Kumbaya a leftist call for a supreme being intervention.
Gore maintains the volcano is an fortunate truth, proving that he beat Bush.
Environmental 'Greenies' are hugging trees in the path of the lava vowing that they will hold on until reinforced by the #me too crowd who will be carrying signs and singing 'I am woman hear me roar" in harmony with the roar of the volcano.
Meanwhile Biden is confusedly referring to a canary in the mine failing to alert the troglodytes and announcing that he will personally see that all canaries have the right to their freedom. When asked about LAVA, he endorsed it saying that it's a really good soap.
Nancy Pelosi quick on the draw said "but it's discontinued!".
Biden nodded, "good, there's no canaries in danger then. Can we send Haitians there now?"
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